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I am slowly screwing up my three kids as I try out every new parenting skill that Supernanny and Nanny 911 can teach me. (That's no better than you can do either, by the way.)

I turned 25 while in the first "Gulf War" with my $3 million of the taxpayers' money. For those of you who don't realize the significance, I was promoted, was receiving hazardous duty pay, and my car insurance went down at a time when I couldn't spend any money anyway. That was the most solvent point in my life.

I hit my sports prime in high school and now while away my time watching TV and movies and humming "Glory Days" while I take out all my sports frustrations on my poor children. I coach as often as possible - baseball, basketball, and football. Oh, and I am a newly-minted member of the Attleboro Area High School Football Hall of Fame, which I shorten to "Football Hall of Fame" when asked. (Also made sure to contribute to my alma mater, Bishop Feehan High School, right afterwards ;-)).

I have very little security background or knowledge, as many others in the echo chamber will attest. That doesn't keep me from my opinions. Of course, they are wrong and you really shouldn't be reading this anyway.

I am not a trustworthy person.